The Company Empire of New Mcdonald is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its ban on automobiles, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The hard-working, humorless, devout population of 1.046 billion Mcdonaldians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of San Bernardino. The average income tax rate is 39.6%.

The all-consuming New Mcdonaldian economy, worth 93.1 trillion donald dollors a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Cheese Exports, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is notable. Average income is 89,023 donald dollors, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

Pharmacists increasingly claim they are morally obligated to take long lunches, celebrity foodies are biting a huge chunk out of the government budget, pre-schoolers who draw stick figures of their favorite celebrities are sued for infringing image rights, and mass shootings have become the new normal. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Mcdonald's national animal is the Donald, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

New Mcdonald is ranked 65,114^th in the world and 1,564^th in the Rejected Realms for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 3,367.89 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.